Weekend update

Hello, readers. First, I have some recommendations:

1) The Booth at the End, ten twenty-minute episodes on Hulu. I think the first season (that is, the first five episodes) was (were) better, but they’re both very interesting treatments of the question, “How far are you willing to go?”
1.1) Along the same vein, I thought the Nashville premier was pretty good, but this may be because I think Hayden Panettiere is cute. I don’t think it was all that, though.

2) My completed after-action report for the tutorial scenario in hyper-grognard Second World War wargame Command Ops: Battles from the Bulge.

3) A Time for Trumpets, a treatment of the Battle of the Bulge by Charles B. MacDonald, who is a historian and was commander of a rifle company during that last gasp of the German war machine. If you have any suggestions for other good Battle of the Bulge/Siege of Bastogne books, leave a comment (although the tumbleweeds rolling by down in the comments section make me look a bit optimistic in saying this).

4) A Lee-Enfield rifle of some description. This is a recommendation of a different sort than the others, but if you are a collector of firearms, a fan of history from the late 19th through mid-20th centuries, or nostalgic for an era when British engineering was actually worth something, it’s one to obtain.

With those out of the way, I can gab about some miscellaneous Many Words-related things. First, ‘many’, for the narrow purpose of modifying ‘words’ in the title of this website, now means north of 100,000, though by how much I am not certain1. Considering how long I’ve been going, that’s not particularly impressive, although it is notable as the original target length for the fantasy story I have basically abandoned.

Second, a word to the people who have arrived here from Web Fiction Guide. Although anyone who uses Google Analytics knows how easy it is to get approximate locations from people who consent to being tracked2, it would be very, very creepy for me to call you out by location, so I’ll settle for the somewhat less creepy hello, welcome, enjoy the archives, curse my semi-regular updates, and I know where you live3.

Third, and less directly Many Words-related, I’ve taken on a new code project. Fleet-Command-alike tactical naval warfare strategy game Naval War: Arctic Circle shipped without a random scenario generator, which is something I am in the process of correcting. It’s been an interesting programming exercise so far, with some math thrown in (I know orthographic projections now). I am proud to say that, in the sleuthing required to discover which particular point on the globe was the one that NWAC’s developers chose as the origin for their projection, I was faster than my math grad student friend4.

That’s all for now. Today I’m hoping to get up to the shooting range, for to fully exercise the rapid-fire capabilities of the Lee-Enfield, but it depends on what I can get done and what the weather’s like.

1. Some of my early writing is in .odt, rather than raw text, and wc doesn’t know how to handle that. Or rather, it does, but it massively inflates the counts, so I don’t include them in my word-counting script.

2. And by ‘consent to being tracked’, I mean ‘fail to disable tracking scripts’.

3. Again, only roughly. If it’s any consolation, there’s probably enough information floating around the Internet to find out exactly who I am and nearly-exactly where I live, if you don’t like being at a disadvantage. Not that I would mind if you decided not to track me down. After all, that would be creepy.

4. Granted, he was doing other things.

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A Jump To Conclusions No. 2

The shift from first-responding officer to lead investigator involved quite the jump in responsibilities, so while Amber navigated the treacherous logistical shoals of setting up a crime scene in such a public place, I showed my badge at the cordon and popped up the street for two cups of coffee.

When I returned ten minutes later, she had nearly finished. More than a dozen patrol cars were parked haphazardly in front of my building, their still-flashing lights casting everything in stark blues and whites. The Police Arm had gone so far as the close the whole street. Spotlights illuminated a patch of ground in front of the building across from my own, the body hidden by the medical examiner’s van. Another van—crime scene technicians, probably—whispered past me and stopped at the edge of the gaggle of police vehicles. I nodded to Constable Sharps, one of the uniforms seconded to Amber’s Investigative Unit, and she let me into the inner cordon.

Amber stood on the step before the row of doors into my high-rise, already looking distinctly frazzled. I handed her a cup of coffee.

“I’d been wondering where you’d gone off to,” she said, taking it and inhaling deeply of the aroma. She held it up before her and pointed at it. “This is the foundation on which we build cases.” She seemed about to say more, then leaned slightly to look around me. “Underwood’s waving us over. Come on.”

 

I am not possessed of the constitution necessary to linger over murder victims, but, to my surprise, this one was less gruesome than many of the others I had encountered. Were it not for the odd way his legs rested, the gunshot wound through his nose, or the bruising evident on all his exposed skin, he could almost have died peacefully. His parachute laid on the ground, a tangled, twisting line pointing in the same direction in which his head pointed.

“He fell about sixty stories,” said Emily Underwood. Unlike the rest of Amber’s Investigative Unit, Underwood was a shared resource. Bearing the rank of Technician-Captain, indeed she nominally outranked Amber. They moved in different circles, though, and the issue of rank seemed not to enter into their concerns. “His chute slowed him down some. He hit the ground like he fell from twenty-five.” She coughed. “That’s not as pertinent as the single gunshot to the face, delivered at short range. The muzzle flash burns may tell us something. There’s no exit wound, either, so once I get him back to the morgue, I’ll see if I can find enough bullet for a ballistic analysis. Don’t get your hopes up, though.”

“Perhaps this is a silly question,” I put in, “but if there isn’t an exit would, would it not be easy to find a bullet?”

Amber blinked at me, then looked skyward out of the corner of her eye. Coming to a conclusion, she laughed. Patiently, I waited for it to pass. She shook her head at me. “Five years you’ve worked for the Investigative Arm, and this is your first gunshot victim,” she said. “Anyone with a gun and any premeditation at all knows to use frangibles.”

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Commentary, A Jump To Conclusions No. 2

I almost certainly could have guessed this would happen, but writing this story is going slowly. I have a greater respect for mystery writers; the need to keep track of all the threads you’ve started and prevent them from becoming threads left dangling is more pressing here than in other genres (where I can just claim they’re sequel hooks).

Entirely unrelated: when I’m typing in Linux (with its wonderful compose key support), I generally employ accents in words where they’re present, such as ‘cliché’. For some reason, I almost always leave ‘naive’ alone, though it’s just as easy for me to type ‘naïve’. I wonder why that is.

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Quick post-weekend update

My camping trip was not particularly fruitful re: writing, and travel delays mean I’m going to be unpacking during my typing time. Next one comes Thursday, then I’m back to a more regular update schedule. I hope.

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A Jump To Conclusions No. 1

It was June of 1248, five years after my association with the Port Authority Investigative Arm in the City of Nexus’ Upside District had begun. The presence of Inspector-Lieutenant Amber Brighton in my apartment failed, then, to alarm me; rather, I considered it a sign of our deepening friendship. It had not, at that time, deepened to the point that she would stop by without business.

So did half a dozen case files in hard copy come to be spread across my coffee table. Ever since her promotion two years after I had met her, Amber had been responsible for more paperwork than she could finish on her own. She often called me in to consult on the more complicated cases, so I felt a responsibility to lend a hand with the correspondingly more complicated reports.

A newsreader in the threevee recited a litany of stories: local politicians embroiled in scandal, renewed tensions between the Confederate government and Caledonian separatists, the usual warlike rhetoric from representatives of the United Suns, and lurid selections from the police blotter. None of it was particularly exciting.

The gentle draft through my balcony door bore in the noises of the street far below, which were suddenly punctuated by an echoing crack. In my time working with the Investigative Arm, I had come to know that noise.

Amber was even quicker on the draw. She had her pistol in hand moments after the gunshot, and was reaching for her comm to tap the button that would indicate to her station that she was not the victim.

Motion drew my eye to the balcony. A parachutist, slumped over in his harness, descended into sight, then smacked into the building across the street. His lines hopelessly tangled, he plummeted groundward.

“Sam!” called Amber. She was already on the way out my door. “Get moving!”

I ran after her, taking my Investigative Arm consultant’s badge from its basket by the door as I passed. I caught up to Amber at the elevators. “We’ll never catch him,” I said. “We have ten floors to search.”

She waved her badge over the control panel. “That,” she said, deftly navigating the override menus, “is why we shut down the lifts and nab him in the lobby.”

“Ah,” I said. An elevator arrived, its doors opening without the usual cheerful chime.

“That’s why I’m the professional,” she said, deadpan.

The elevator accelerated down at police speeds, covering the sixty-five stories between my apartment and the lobby in half the normal time. The moment the doors opened, Amber sprang out, badge held high over her head. Her voice rang out like a bell. “Investigative Arm business! Nobody enters or leaves the building.”

The crowd parted for her, and she took up position by the doors, looking more authoritative than anyone her size had a right to. The sirens wailing louder in the background did, I admit, help. While she was securing the doors, I had a quick word with the security desk. They proved to be on the spot; I didn’t have to remind them to lock loading bays or cargo elevators, or to set window alarms.

I joined Amber by the entrance just as a uniformed officer of the Police Arm dashed out. His partner got their car rolling toward the alleyway between my building and the one to its right.

“Two minutes?” I said. “I confess, I’m impressed.”

“Luck, mostly,” she said, tucking an errant hair behind her ear. “There was a prowl car three blocks off. We’ve three more—hang on, it’s Stein. Keep an eye on the crowd.”

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Commentary, A Jump To Conclusions No. 1

This story takes place in the same universe as We Sail Off To War; in fact, the Investigative Arm and the Naval Arm are at least nominally part of the same organization. How something called a Port Authority came to be both a military and police force is a story for another day.

I have a couple of ideas for this duo already. The creative process for them generally involves working out interesting murders before anything else.

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Weekend news

Writing progresses on A Jump to Conclusions. I don’t have a buffer built up yet, but between when I’m writing this and Tuesday I might be able to get ahead for the first time in a couple of months. First-person is an indulgence for me, but I’ve been pleased with my restraint so far.

I spent a few minutes on the website theme, adding fancy navigation links on pages in the Writing category that only link between other pages in that same category. That’s a requirement for getting on some various web fiction guide link indices, and also handy for people who want to read through the archives (the associated commentary posts are always posted at 4:29am to the writing post’s 4:30am, so the previous post link under all posts ought to be easy enough for access to the commentary).

The other things I’ve been up to are probably more exciting. If you’ll permit the pun, I spend a fair bit of time on AARtistry; that is, the practice of documenting my play of various PC games. There’s one for helicopter sim DCS: Black Shark 2, and one for wargame magnum opus Command Ops: Battles from the Bulge. I hope to do a Bastogne scenario in the latter come Christmas, pending a patch to fix an issue that makes attacking harder than it already is.

My firearms collection has seen the acquisition of a Webley Revolver Mark VI, with an M1 Garand and a Rifle, Short, Magazine, Lee-Enfield Mark III (the storied ‘Smelly’ of the Great War) coming soon. Although it’s ahistorical, I plan to get an aperture sight to replace the rear notch, which would be a big quality of life improvement. I can probably deal with the ahistoricity since, along with bandoliers and belts and a holster for the Webley, I’d count the SMLE as a part of my 1930s adventurer getup, and as a 1930s adventurer, I would be perfectly willing to modify my equipment from the military spec for better functionality.

My October looks busy already, to the point where the only weekend I don’t have something already scheduled for is the weekend of my birthday. News on that to come as it happens.

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A preview of a world in progress

“Honest, guv, with my own eyes I seen ‘im stand up and walk out, breathing and all! I swears it!”

Sergeant Shambles regarded the ghoulish fellow carefully. He spoke in a slow, raspy slur, a voice he took pride in; speaking at all with a broken jaw was quite the trick. “Is it?”

Constable Lurch said, “Right! How do we know you didn’t mortify him yourself?”

The ghoul looked between them with something approaching pleading in his dark eyes. “I swears it!” he repeated. “‘e was up on his plates, fleshy and blood, and ‘e up and left!”

Shambles rolled his head around to glance at Lurch, then rolled it back to stare at the ghoul. He pointed, and then his arm fell off. “Bloody—Lurch, pick that up. Look here, you, this looks bad for you. Thank you, Constable,” he said, taking his arm in hand. “Ghosts don’t turn flesh and blood, and you know it, right? Here’s wot I think happened, right? You mortified him, then you ran to get some coppers so you could say you didn’t do it, right?”

“No, sir! I seen ‘im vivified, sir, and that’s fact!”

“Vivified!” Shambles rasped, then producing a curious huffing sound. Dust escaped from between his rotting lips. “Have you ever heard such an idea, Constable? A ghost, vivified?”

“Wasn’t there those unsolved vivifications in Transylvania Street, sarge?” Lurch said. “Them was ghosts.”

Shambles thought for a moment, swatting at a circling moth with his detached arm. “Alright, Lurch, run downstairs and send a messenger for an inspector. Tell him to bring the mortician, too, for my arm.” The ghoul visibly relaxed, but Shambles menaced him with his detached appendage. “Don’t you go thinking I believe you for an instant, you rascal.”

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