This is me being fantastically optimistic about my readership and its level of engagement, despite definitive evidence to the contrary in the form of site statistics.

Since I don’t have anything substantiative to say, I will delude myself into believing that if I suggest that in the comments section below this post I will answer questions people will use said comments section, and further that people might show up just to say things. If I’m being honest, this strikes me as highly, highly unlikely, since the set of people who read this is almost entirely a subset of the set of people who could just send me an instant message, make a phone call, or talk to me in person.

Still, though, with a manic grin I declare that if I go through the motions for long enough, eventually they’ll stop just being motions!

*twitch*