Egg-on-bagel sandwich

One egg
One bagel

Fry the egg. Put it on the bagel. It's not that hard.

Variations:
The Brunchtime Bagel
Top with pepper jack, horseradish mustard, pepperoni, and cayenne pepper. My fiancée's idea.

I'm Lovin' It
Cut a maple sausage patty into little bits and cook (or cook sausage links, and slice up), then add to the egg while frying. Top with cheddar or American. Add grease and regret for the authentic experience.