Over the weekend I said we might get to 1000 total hits this week. I am pleased to announce that I was completely wrong; this has been the slowest week since mid-June, and we’ll be lucky to get to 975 at this rate.
That’s life, though, and it’s not as if I care how many people actually read this.
 I say, huddled over my keyboard, obsessively refreshing the stats page and hoping against all hopes that someone will come and read the whole archive…
 This is a joke. I never huddle; good posture is important.